[old blog import] mary

mary had a little lamb
it's teeth as sharp as knives
it hunts about the moors and fens
taking many lives

mary had a little lamb
it's claws are long and sharp
to leap upon the screaming prey
and quickly pierce the heart

mary had a little lamb
its eyes are quick and keen
it sees the children where they hide
and comes before they scream

mary had a little lamb
a taste for human flesh
the babies bubble in the pot
for mary cooks them best

mary had a little man
to whip and pierce and beat
and when the fun and bleedings done
she chops him up for meat

why yes, I do have issues. why do you ask?