Sunday 19 December 2010

101

My how time flies. Mind you, so do cats, bricks and hedgehogs when you pack them into a piece of drainpipe with a sufficient quantity of high explosive.

Fly Mrs Tiggywinkle! Be Free!

EVERYTHING flies with a sufficient quantity of high explosive. However I'm not here today to debate the depressingly linear nature of temporal mechanics or how almost everything is better with 16 pounds of C4 strapped to it. Oh no, what I'm going to talk about is far, FAR more boring.

Because you see this is my one hundred and first post this year. Not only that, but checking back in the archives this actually the 1st anniversary of this blog!

Yeah, I know, you can hardly contain your excitement. But if I actually gave two shits what you think I wouldn't be writing this. Because I'd have DYSENTERY.


Anyway, This is I suppose in some ways a milestone. 1 year on I'm still managing to crap out something every so often (that'd be the dysentery again) and have even managed to achieve my goal of an average of 1 post a week. I haven't actually MANAGED 1 post a week, far from it. But that's hardly the point. The long silent periods where I weep quietly in the corner have been counterbalanced by long soul destroying series of posts on badly written supernatural romance novels where I scream loudly at the computer. Seriously, I'm crying blood just THINKING about doing book 3.

Also I make this face a lot

It's also thanks I think to these particular forays into SHEER TERROR that I apparently have hits for the term "free comics rapening porn". Just think about that for a second. Someone out there thinks RAPENING is an actual word.

This is why I make the face. I'm not even in the DREGS of the internet here.

But ho hum.

The point remains that despite a complete lack of critical acclaim I've managed to keep going with this bullshit, and am not actually thinking of giving it up like almost everything else I've ever done. So go me I guess?

Anyway, let's round out the year with the last few bits of old crap from the vault I had on standby, and then enter the new year with...... Something else. Probably.

Until next time.....

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