The Quick And Easy Path

I've been gripped in a sudden and severe Star Wars mood of late. I think this is largely due to chatting with a friend of mine about the possibilities of playing a Star Wars Saga Edition game set in the Legacy era. The beauty of the Legacy being that no matter what your favourite bit of Star Wars is, this something suitable mixed up in there somewhere. So all this thinking about the possibilities of the Star Wars really put me in the mood.

I mean, you would, wouldn't you?

And so it was that I finally decided to do something I'd been putting off for many years.

I bought the prequel trilogy. After all, I've gotten quite a fair bit of post mileage writing about things that aren't very good before. At the very least I thought it would be good for a few invective laced rants about how George Lucas is actually the anti-christ or something. And thus it was that I settled down one night to watch the films.

ALL OF THEM.

Top X Things Missing From Star Wars Miniatures

Back in the day I really loved playing a bit of Star Wars Miniatures. it was a fast, fun and simple system that had plenty of depth and variety in the play. Plus, it was Star Wars. Everything's better with Lightsabers. Sadly due to various reasons I kind of drifted out of it and stopped collecting, although the line went on for quite a few sets after that before it finally got killed. In many ways it seemed reasonable that it ended when it did. After all, how many Darth Vaders does one man REALLY need?

However, having said that there's actually a metric shit-ton of stuff that they could have made but didn't. And since I've recently had my passion for Star Wars rekindled, (and thus my desire for collecting and playing SW Minis has ignited in a fairly severe way) I've been thinking about what I'd really like to see in the minis game but never will. Stuff like....

Goldilocks

It's no secret that I have developed a certain degree of affection for the Owlbear. However, I think that maybe I need to try to rein it in a little. The enthusiasm part that is. You can't put reins on an Owlbear, they just bite through them.

Anyway, the point is I went shopping.

#drwhoporntitles 2: Electric Bogaloo

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Some Three

Time again for some minis I think. Believe it or not I have actually been doing some painting. I just haven't actually gotten around to taking any pictures since.... Last year?

Bloody hell. Anyway, let's see what we've got.

#drwhoporntitles

You may have noticed a slight lack of posts recently (although more likely you didn't). Unfortunately I've been tied up with various projects and haven't managed to get much stuff written up. In the meantime here is a list of Dr Who Porn titles which I for some reason started thinking up the other night.

No, I don't know why either.

The Horny Nimon
Castrovulva
The Anal-geddon Factor
The Greatest Ho In The Galaxy
The Massacre Of St Bartholomews Ass
Pair a Dick Towers
The She-Males Of Marinus
The Mark Of The Randi
Sperminus
The Whore Machines
Queer Head From Space
Furry From The Deep
Full Circlejerk
The Pee Devils
Assshock
The Minge Robber
The Ass Warriors
The Monster Of Penisdon
The Cunt Of Peladon
The Asstecs
Delta And The Band Of Men
The Handjob Of Fear
Cum On My Face Of Evil
Erection Of The Daleks
The Long Gape
The Impossible Analnaut / Gay Of The Moon 
Unquiet Head
Smith & Bones
The Sound Of Cums
Vaginas On Varos
The Invisible Enema
A Scat Of The Cybermen
The Penis Of Kroll
Love & Monster Cocks
The Curse Of Felchric
Let's Fuck Hitler

LITERALLY ANY TITLE WITH THE WORD INVASION IN IT IT

Seriously, anything.

But let's be honest, The Deadly Ass-sasin is FAR to obvious.