The Myrka appeared in the Doctor Who story Warriors Of The Deep. It was supposedly some sort of ancient electric dinosaur monster employed as terror weapon by the Silurians due to it's tremendous physical strength and electrified skin. If it so much asa touched you you would be electrocuted.
This engine of primeval destruction was realised on screen by Dobin from Rent-A-Ghost. It was not, on sober reflection, the most successful monster in the history of the program. However I personally have a bit of a soft spot for it. It's pretty, awful, but bless it, it tries.
A while back I was looking for pictures of the Myrka for one reason or another. No doubt I had some retarded idea for a piece of pointless paintshop. It's not that I had forgotten rule 34 or anything, but come one, the MYRKA? That'd be daft.
What I found however was much, much more disturbing.
See this young lady? Why would she come up in a search for old rubber monsters?
Because that's her NAME. Somebody, somewhere decided it would be a good idea to name their child after one of the lamest Doctor Who monsters EVER. Why would you do thing like that? Did she have a really big head as a baby? What crime could deserve such a cruel and unusual punishment?
And then she compounds it all by taking her clothes off on the internet. Really, could you actually jerk off to anyone called Myrka? Because everytime you closed your eyes it would be there, in the darkness, WAITING.
It's coming for our erections!!
Even worse, could you picture what it would be like actually trying to have sex with the poor girl. Everytime things got steamy you'd think of that time Ingrid Pitt tried to karate chop it and break out in uncontrollable giggles.
But wait, there's more.
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This is what I found today when looking for pictures of the Myrka. Just a name on a list. But could anything so simple and innocuous be so loaded with dread and forbodding. It's like the ultimate rick roll. Your sat there, fapping away when suddenly...
There should have been another way.
Best fightscene ever.
ReplyDeleteAlso William Gibson is a step up from Dan Brown. Though i dont remember him writing about rubber moster porn lol
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