In the interests of public service I now present a brief discussion of man-logic. It is fairly common for some men to regard a woman who will not have sex with him as a whore. On the surface the seems somewhat counter inuitive, since by definition a whore will have sex with just about anybody. That is, after all, what whores are for.
As far as I can tell the logic works something like this:
Woman (X) is NOT having se with man (Y)
ergo
X IS having sex with someone else
ergo
X is having sex with ANYONE else
ergo
X is having sex with EVERYONE else
ergo
Y is SPECIAL not LONELY
It's part of a mental u-turn in which a guy attempts to convince himself he doesn't even want to consumate his latest failed attempt at mating rather then just admit that noone will ever love him.
The greater mystery however is why exactly I'm thinking this first thing in the morning. Seriously, I haven't even finished the first cup of tea yet. If anyone knows somewhere to get replacement brains at reasonable prices then please let me know.
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